My New Car

I went to Starbucks just now to get out of the office while the keyboard tray guy was drilling into our desks. This big, sweet-looking car rolls up, a young guy steps out, and hands me the keys...

Obviously that last bit is just a daydream. But seriously this car is sick, trust me I got a close-up view... it's a Bentley Continental GT and it costs like $200,000. Taitt this is my new if-money-were-no-object car, replacing the audi or mercedes or whatever conventional luxury car it was that I named before.