The Latest Reasons...
I called my brother yesterday to catch up, since we hadn't talked in like 3 days.
Me: You want to hear the latest two reasons why I am dumb?
Than: No, but go ahead.
Me: WELL, first of all, last week I drove home from a bike ride and accidentally left my gel flask in the side pocket of the driver door in my car, then this morning I was like "why isn't the stupid door opening?!" and finally I wrestled it open and there's this sticky mass of energy gel all along the base of the door. I guess it all leaked out of the flask and through the holes in the bottom of the pocket and down to the base of the door. But I don't have time to clean it until tomorrow or the next day.
Than: Smooth move, ex-lax. What was your other genius maneuver?
Me: Somehow I stabbed my lip with my fork while eating dinner! The fork tine went right through the skin! Can you believe it?
Than: Oh jesus. Yes, I can. Don't go telling people that story. And by the way, I have a photo I'm going to email you in the morning.
And here's what just arrived in my inbox:
Me: You want to hear the latest two reasons why I am dumb?
Than: No, but go ahead.
Me: WELL, first of all, last week I drove home from a bike ride and accidentally left my gel flask in the side pocket of the driver door in my car, then this morning I was like "why isn't the stupid door opening?!" and finally I wrestled it open and there's this sticky mass of energy gel all along the base of the door. I guess it all leaked out of the flask and through the holes in the bottom of the pocket and down to the base of the door. But I don't have time to clean it until tomorrow or the next day.
Than: Smooth move, ex-lax. What was your other genius maneuver?
Me: Somehow I stabbed my lip with my fork while eating dinner! The fork tine went right through the skin! Can you believe it?
Than: Oh jesus. Yes, I can. Don't go telling people that story. And by the way, I have a photo I'm going to email you in the morning.
And here's what just arrived in my inbox:
Labels: enjoy the blog, family, quotables
3 Comments:
giggle...
aaaHAHAHAHA, I love the picture.
p.s. my civic is totally better than your civic now!
Too funny -- what a great poster.
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