Conversation with Mom #2

So yesterday morning, I called my mom to wish her a happy Thanksgiving. I had just woken up. Since it is 5 hours later in Maryland than it is in Hawaii, she had not just woken up. She had been up for approximately 100 hours fixing dinner...

me: hey ma um happy thanksgiving.

Sal: HI SWEETIE! HAPPY THanksGIVing!

me: whoa. thanks.

Sal: SO, is it a BEAUTiful day in PARAdise?!

me: ma i just woke up. i don't know.

Sal: WELL, why don't you look out the WINDow?!

I should have had breakfast before calling her. But anyway, it was indeed a beautiful day in paradise, as was today.