[code"> [/code"> Courtenay Brown: Quotes from the Weekend

Monday, April 16, 2007

Quotes from the Weekend

"Sorry Ladies, we didn't get any lap cards for you so you're just going to have to pay attention."
-Officials on the start line at Sea Otter, as large rain drops are starting to fall. Greeeeaaaat. Glad you take us so seriously...

"These certainly weren't the 'scattered showers' that were advertised."
-Hannah, after cancellation of the Sea Otter circuit race due to sub-50 degree hail/windstormness.

"Roman, what kind of jeans are those? Are they Sevens? Are they women's Sevens?!"
-Devon, to Roman, not realizing that we had all already teased him about his fashion jeanwear.

"Hey, I'm fighting for Women's Rights!"
-Felicia to the women's peloton, on the start line of the Santa Cruz Criterium, after the officials announced that the race had been lengthened to 30 laps at her request. Actually I thought it was a good call.

"Girls, I want you coming back to the cars IMMEDIATELY after the race. I mean immediately! No running around all over the place FLIRTING! We have a schedule to follow!"
-Director Lisa, at Sea Otter, to all of us...

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3 Comments:

Blogger Courtenay said...

this was my third consecutive year of revenge-seeking...

ha!

one day i will be the david that fells the sea otter goliath. let's conspire together, it will be fun.

10:26 AM  
Blogger jAndy donka-donk said...

I am just wondering how Devon looked at them and knew they might be size seven......

11:39 AM  
Blogger EB said...

We're going to need a lot of conspirators to pull off revenge on this scale...

8:53 AM  

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