Steer Clear
I am having one of those weeks. I'm tired and have tons to do and I am being a total Grumplestiltskin. A.k.a. bitch.
Examples of said attitude problem:
On IM with my sister
Me:... and I got one of the leaves on my shoulder filled in with pink. (see "before" photo below if you are confused)
Scare: Ooo, pretty! What kind of pink?
Me: Um, the pink kind.
Scare: That's helpful.
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To my co-worker who was playing music on his computer
Me: Is this HOLD MUSIC we are listening to?! Are you on HOLD?! When did you even call someone?
Him: It's my music. It's Miles Davis!
Me: Oh. It really sounds like you are on hold.
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More music, this time discussing contents of my iTunes with Greg
Him: You like Cat Power?!
Me: NO!
Him: "The Greatest" is a great album, and that track is one of my favourites.
Me: Yeah well I think she sucks... boring. EW.
Him: -
Me: Um, sorry?
Once again Courtenay is an insensitive brat for poking her tongue out at other peoples' tastes.
Anyway here's the aforementioned "before" photo, now one of the leaves is pink:
Examples of said attitude problem:
On IM with my sister
Me:... and I got one of the leaves on my shoulder filled in with pink. (see "before" photo below if you are confused)
Scare: Ooo, pretty! What kind of pink?
Me: Um, the pink kind.
Scare: That's helpful.
*****************
To my co-worker who was playing music on his computer
Me: Is this HOLD MUSIC we are listening to?! Are you on HOLD?! When did you even call someone?
Him: It's my music. It's Miles Davis!
Me: Oh. It really sounds like you are on hold.
*****************
More music, this time discussing contents of my iTunes with Greg
Him: You like Cat Power?!
Me: NO!
Him: "The Greatest" is a great album, and that track is one of my favourites.
Me: Yeah well I think she sucks... boring. EW.
Him: -
Me: Um, sorry?
Once again Courtenay is an insensitive brat for poking her tongue out at other peoples' tastes.
Anyway here's the aforementioned "before" photo, now one of the leaves is pink:
Labels: enjoy the blog, nonsense, quotables
2 Comments:
Does it hurt you to get a tatoo? I hear once a woman gives birth tatoo's don't hurt any more. HA!
You need to post an "after" photo so that we can tell what kind of pink it is.
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