Quotes from Mt. Hood

On the radios during yesterday's stage:

Lisa: Katie, you are ahead of Kat by 4 seconds, and the time bonuses at the finish are 15 seconds for first place, 10 seconds for second place, and 5 seconds for third, so if she wins the race and you come in second you will still be in the leader's jersey.

Me: Um, Lisa? I dunno about your math. If Kat wins and Katie is second, Kat is in the leader's jersey. This is Courtenay who is setting you straight btw. Do you copy?

Lisa: OK Courtenay a.k.a Albert Einstein, so I failed math...

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Michael's explanation of why bike racers need health insurance:

We ride around in our underwear at thirty miles an hour. You need insurance.

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Yours truly the Einsteinian smartypants being not so smart in the kitchen of our host house, with our host dad Paul and his 5 year old daughter Rosie:

Me: So this cupboard here is the super top-secret hiding spot for the chocolate, right?

Paul: Yeah, but it's kind of not so effectively secret anymore since Rosie is right here.

Me: Oh. Right. Sorry. That makes sense. I am not exactly kid-proofed. Should I put it somewhere else?