Growing Up?

Yesterday I filled out this initial-contact-form online for my university's career services office. All I have been doing for the past 7 years is just following what life hands me. Not too much of a plan. So I figured that if I take a bunch of Myers-Briggs-type things, it will become imminently obvious that I should be a yak vet in Mongolia and I can get going on the pursuit of my life's calling.

I've already encountered one obstacle: the return email I got suggested career service in the form of a $30 phone consultation. Not as glamorous nor as fun as "what kind of person are you" multiple choice.

Second obstacle could be any one of a number of things: I feel old, I have this "athlete" thing hanging around my neck in potentially albatrossic form, my cash supply is significantly smaller than the lake I live on (in relative terms, think 5-gallon fish tank), and I have a general overwhelming feeling of inertia. Also my neck hurts.